Post by Mustex on Jan 2, 2005 20:22:26 GMT -5
I put this up at spacebattles.com, and hope to be able to get it in theirjokes section. Thought I'd try it here too.
1. We have debris in space after a battle. Ships do not magically vaporize.
2. Only a character like Starbuck could change from male to female, and become more masculine.
3. We have the single funniest psychotic troll on the internet. Andrew “Dancing Monkey” Fullen (a.k.a. Languatron/Light_Ship/rinky dink/Warm_Scan/Johnny_Diamond…).
4. A major Star Trek staff writer’s first and last names can be reversed to make the word “Mooreron.” Our show’s creator’s first and last name can be reversed to make the word “Mooreron.” (note: For the sake of any non-scifi-fan who, for some moronic reason, came to a site called spacebattles.com: Yes, this is the same person. And no, I have no idea what this has to do with anything)
5. When Star Trek uses techno-babble we’re expected to take it seriously. When we use it it’s either a joke, or someone’s lying (although it took us a full year to get the joke, because it was only revealed on the DVD commentary as such).
6. TNG, DS9, VG, and EP, all needed TOS fan support. We can be hated by much of the original fan base, and still kick butt in the ratings.
7. Six is hotter than Seven of Nine/Diana Troy/Beverly Crusher/Orion Slave girl/…for the following 10 reasons:
7a-7j. (insert any 10 body parts)
8. NO HUMANOID ALIENS! HAIL MOORE!
9. BETTER YET, NO ALIENS PERIOD! LONG LIVE FERMI’S PARADOX!
10. Richard Hatch (need I say more).
11. Kirk was attacked by a giant amoeba and went into a philosophical tangent about the possibility of humans being anti-bodies for the galaxy. Picard was attacked by some immortal anomaly and went into a philosophical tangent about what death really is. Adama was attacked by Cylons, blew a lot of them up, and then made a tactical retreat because he couldn’t win.
12. TOS “Galactica” was better than TOS “Star Trek,” END OF STORY!
13. Richard Hatch again.
14. Starbuck could take Dax easy.
15. You have token black characters. We have token Japanese and Hispanic characters. The Hispanic population is expected to eventually become the majority in this country, and the Japanese will soon take over the global economy, because we’ve entered the post-industrial stage (a.k.a., a fancy government word for a trade deficit).
16. Richard Hatch again.
17. Adama eats noodles. (once again, I have no idea what this has to do with anything)
18. Richard Hatch again.
19. The Borg try to assimilate humans, because their too dumb to invent anything for themselves. The Cylons try to kill humans because their psychotic religious fanatics.
20. YOU GUESSED IT!....Richard Hatch again.
1. We have debris in space after a battle. Ships do not magically vaporize.
2. Only a character like Starbuck could change from male to female, and become more masculine.
3. We have the single funniest psychotic troll on the internet. Andrew “Dancing Monkey” Fullen (a.k.a. Languatron/Light_Ship/rinky dink/Warm_Scan/Johnny_Diamond…).
4. A major Star Trek staff writer’s first and last names can be reversed to make the word “Mooreron.” Our show’s creator’s first and last name can be reversed to make the word “Mooreron.” (note: For the sake of any non-scifi-fan who, for some moronic reason, came to a site called spacebattles.com: Yes, this is the same person. And no, I have no idea what this has to do with anything)
5. When Star Trek uses techno-babble we’re expected to take it seriously. When we use it it’s either a joke, or someone’s lying (although it took us a full year to get the joke, because it was only revealed on the DVD commentary as such).
6. TNG, DS9, VG, and EP, all needed TOS fan support. We can be hated by much of the original fan base, and still kick butt in the ratings.
7. Six is hotter than Seven of Nine/Diana Troy/Beverly Crusher/Orion Slave girl/…for the following 10 reasons:
7a-7j. (insert any 10 body parts)
8. NO HUMANOID ALIENS! HAIL MOORE!
9. BETTER YET, NO ALIENS PERIOD! LONG LIVE FERMI’S PARADOX!
10. Richard Hatch (need I say more).
11. Kirk was attacked by a giant amoeba and went into a philosophical tangent about the possibility of humans being anti-bodies for the galaxy. Picard was attacked by some immortal anomaly and went into a philosophical tangent about what death really is. Adama was attacked by Cylons, blew a lot of them up, and then made a tactical retreat because he couldn’t win.
12. TOS “Galactica” was better than TOS “Star Trek,” END OF STORY!
13. Richard Hatch again.
14. Starbuck could take Dax easy.
15. You have token black characters. We have token Japanese and Hispanic characters. The Hispanic population is expected to eventually become the majority in this country, and the Japanese will soon take over the global economy, because we’ve entered the post-industrial stage (a.k.a., a fancy government word for a trade deficit).
16. Richard Hatch again.
17. Adama eats noodles. (once again, I have no idea what this has to do with anything)
18. Richard Hatch again.
19. The Borg try to assimilate humans, because their too dumb to invent anything for themselves. The Cylons try to kill humans because their psychotic religious fanatics.
20. YOU GUESSED IT!....Richard Hatch again.
) hold Moore in rather high regard.
I think it was pretty clear that Six's killing of the baby was a mercy killing - the most humane trait possible. 
WOW I just might be on something here!! ;D Ooops here comes that headache again....... 
Anybody who believes that in 5 to 7 years we are going to see Richard, Dirk and the rest on the big screen needs to have their head examined. Isn't happening.