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Post by CylonGod on Mar 18, 2005 14:33:13 GMT -5
I wish you boys success in your venture - however there are a few things you might want to consider A dildo cannot: Talk you down off the roof when you have just have the birth control injections and your hormones are going crazy Run a hot bath for you and massage your shoulders at the end of a crap day Make you laugh like a donkey with it's surreal humour and all the other very important and stupid things that go on in a relationship. If you can find a way to incorporate those things into your protype - THEN you would be on to a winner ;D True but my male Cylon companions can do all that and "let you choose what we will watch on TV" and give you the remote!  |
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 15:09:53 GMT -5
Is that what you do ziptie fall asleep straight after No, which is why I've always felt there was something unusual about me. Now I know. I must be a Cylon.  Hell no honey. The reason why your husband and I have gone into business is to put food on your, and my gf's plates. Only the best of reasons you see?!  Oh, no chance of us breeding. "Precaution" is her middle name! Sorry babe, I can't take you up on that kind offer. Your hubby and I are business partners, and I doubt he'd see the funny side of that sort of thing. My better half probably wouldn't be keen either!  ;D |
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Post by CylonGodess on Mar 18, 2005 15:27:01 GMT -5
Sorry babe, I can't take you up on that kind offer. Your hubby and I are business partners, and I doubt he'd see the funny side of that sort of thing. My better half probably wouldn't be keen either! ;D Heeyyyy you got bad habbit on chopping some of the people's words and make things up!!!! ???Sigh... What can I say that's what you get trying to talk w/ common cylon(or should I say wannabe cylon for certain reason)!  . And we'll see how long this "precaution" last....without even realising, you'll venture forth a finger to tickle the young 'un's chin, and emit a totally involuntary "goo goo goo" as he/she flashes a babysmile back in your direction. From that point on your maternal hormones will ping into action, and you'll be consumed by a desire to breed.... ;D I'll be watching from the distance and  |
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 18, 2005 16:39:30 GMT -5
Getting a little, er, murky in here...
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Post by caseOrange on Mar 18, 2005 23:35:58 GMT -5
That's it! i'm not going to work again. Every time i have an all day gig, i come home to find this thread going nuts. We've gone from relationships between people to relationships between people and sex toys. And unless you guys can come up with one that not only takes care of my gf while i'm away but also pays my half of the bills, i'm not interested. |
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 19, 2005 9:12:34 GMT -5
That's it! i'm not going to work again. Every time i have an all day gig, i come home to find this thread going nuts. LOL, I've noticed that, too, CO! We've gone from relationships between people to relationships between people and sex toys. And unless you guys can come up with one that not only takes care of my gf while i'm away but also pays my half of the bills, i'm not interested. Now there's an idea! |
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 19, 2005 9:30:51 GMT -5
Hey VPM, do you want to add a Cyldo to your order? If you email CG before he despatches your iD on Monday, he'll add one in without charging postage! CaseO: Where abouts in the USA are you? If you'd like to act as a sales agent, spreading the love to the womenfolk of your city, paying half the bills is likely to be just the start! ;D |
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 19, 2005 17:32:10 GMT -5
Whoa, there, Ziptie! You've been watching too much late night tv! I'm plenty satisfied with 'ViperPilot Hubby'. He takes real good care of me!  |
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Post by CylonGod on Mar 19, 2005 21:56:23 GMT -5
Cyldo and I-dildo are now at full production. Weedildo will be up to full speed soon.  What the? Excuse me. Doral dammit I told you to put that thing away! Now where we? Oh yea the last prototypes should be ready to ship on monday. Hurry get your orders in while you can folks. 6 says these are real hot and wont last!  CG  |
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Post by caseOrange on Mar 20, 2005 0:01:31 GMT -5
CaseO: Where abouts in the USA are you? If you'd like to act as a sales agent, spreading the love to the womenfolk of your city, paying half the bills is likely to be just the start! ;D Deep South U.S.A. i appreciate the job offer and your enthusiasm for these great products, but...well, let me put it this way: we have a little strip of town called Bourbon Street, and they sell things down there that look more like torture devices than sex toys. However, i think the Gulf Coast area could use a little more excitement than just beaches and casinos. Maybe if y'all can create a mechanical dolphin dildo, we can market it as a ride at Sea World. Sort of like the mechanical bulls they have at country music honky tonks. Now there's another idea...a mechanical bull vibrator. See how long you can stay on. Dammit! Now you guys have got me coming up with ideas for new devices. Mostly dealing with heavy machinery. "The RPG" model; "The Abrams Tank" model; the Cylon Raider... Aaaaahhhh....... **head/desk, head/desk, head/desk...** |
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Post by CylonGod on Mar 20, 2005 6:44:27 GMT -5
Well caseOrange those sound like some great ideas espacially for our industrial line!  Your more than welcome to join our cause of bringing happiness to the women of the Colonies, Kobol, and Earth. Your Ideas have Six drooling with anticipation!  She really can't wait to try that Bullildo out. I was think we could name the tank one Penatrator. Well let us know what you think! Bringing something special to relationships one woman at a time! ZIPGOD Inc |
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Post by Crashdown on Mar 20, 2005 7:37:16 GMT -5
You know, you guys freak me out... just a little |
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Post by caseOrange on Mar 20, 2005 13:34:52 GMT -5
She really can't wait to try that Bullildo out. lol! That's a great name for it. BTW CylonGod, where are you getting all these cool smilies from? i saw the Borg one you posted on another thread and thought it was frakkin' awesome! ;D |
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Post by CylonGod on Mar 20, 2005 15:14:51 GMT -5
The smiley's I get from all over. There are various free sites that have them. just do a Google or Yahoo search for smileys. |
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Post by Boz on Mar 20, 2005 21:23:41 GMT -5
ok....i'm a little disturbed by the little mr sperm there cylongod.....
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