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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 16:56:10 GMT -5
Why, do you have a sweet tooth?  |
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Post by CylonGod on Mar 17, 2005 17:08:19 GMT -5
A-ha, a like-minded individual. Want to form a business partnership CylonGod?!  I was about to warn you against talking yourself out of a sex life here, until I remembered you're married, and thus probably don't have one... ;D) Sounds like a good bussiness to me. I will start working up the test pieces right away! Just a few mods to the TOS model line and we are good!  Sex life? What sex life?  I plead the fifth on the sex life part.  I like that! Thinks are looking  ! |
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 17, 2005 21:03:16 GMT -5
Why, do you have a sweet tooth? (I know someone's going to jump on this one...) *sound of a whip cracking* Down, Ziptie! |
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Post by caseOrange on Mar 18, 2005 2:31:43 GMT -5
God Almighty, things went whacky here while i was at work...  But since we're on the subject: anybody remember the 70's band Steely Dan? They named the band after a nickname for Ziptie's product line.  |
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 18, 2005 7:42:55 GMT -5
I remember the group. I liked their music. Didn't know about the history behind the name though! Funny...
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Post by ladyrheena on Mar 18, 2005 8:12:57 GMT -5
(I know someone's going to jump on this one...) *sound of a whip cracking* Down, Ziptie! Oh, don't TEMPT me... ;D |
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 9:40:58 GMT -5
Bejeezus, so you want one as well? CylonGod, hurry up with those prototypes, the customers are getting antsy!
Actually, now I think about it, we can expand the range a bit further with the Cyldo (©ZipGod Industries 2005), designed specially for BSG fans.
Complete with genuine humano-Cylon synthetic skin finish, and again available in three sizes - virgon, regulon and socialator.
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Post by lollywit on Mar 18, 2005 9:42:59 GMT -5
I wish you boys success in your venture - however there are a few things you might want to consider
A dildo cannot:
Talk you down off the roof when you have just have the birth control injections and your hormones are going crazy
Run a hot bath for you and massage your shoulders at the end of a crap day
Make you laugh like a donkey with it's surreal humour
and all the other very important and stupid things that go on in a relationship.
If you can find a way to incorporate those things into your protype - THEN you would be on to a winner ;D
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 9:53:49 GMT -5
I wish you boys success in your venture - however there are a few things you might want to consider A dildo cannot: Talk you down off the roof when you have just have the birth control injections and your hormones are going crazy TMI there! I think you'll find that the HandBot, from our 2006 range, will take care of all that quite nicely. Indeed not. But with a Cyldo/iDildo, you can be having fun while your bloke handles all the boring sh*t. $49.95 Lolly, you know you want one! |
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Post by lollywit on Mar 18, 2005 10:21:43 GMT -5
Sorry Ziptie - no sale - I have a REAL someone who could never be replaced
BTW $49.95 now? You have already dropped the price in one day - carry on at this rate and you will be paying people to take it away
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 11:14:20 GMT -5
Sorry Ziptie - no sale - I have a REAL someone who could never be replaced Of course he could. He could be a Cylon already, and you'd never know. Actually, I suppose you might. If he doesn't roll over and fall asleep straight after, he's definitely not human! ;D Not at all. The four cent reduction is a result of sheer sales volume. R&D costs are now well on their way to being covered, so we can share the love with future customers, or, as I prefer to call them, friends.  |
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Post by CylonGod on Mar 18, 2005 13:20:16 GMT -5
The mods to the TOS line is complete.  I have a few Leobens working overtime to crank them out and 2 Six's and 3 Boomers are doing the QA and testing of them. The latest Weedildo also has a glowing red (and two other colors of choice) spine attachment built in. Six has just finished testing the new delux xtra large ribbed for her pleasure Cyldo! The look on her face indicates this one will be hot. The first lot of Idildos has just shipped to the Netherlands. We are expecting feedback very soon. Conoy has just come up with some plans for new products such as whips and floggers and latex suits (Raptor pilot style). These look promising as well. These and all forward looking statements are the property rights of ©ZipGod Industries 2005. |
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 13:54:23 GMT -5
Ah, good man, good man, that's what I like to hear. A strong manager, and a motivated staff. Make sure you don't spend too much time in the office tho, or the missus will be playing with the Weebles again... |
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Post by CylonGod on Mar 18, 2005 14:11:00 GMT -5
Don't worry we Cylons always have time for that and we never get tired! BTW You should run the want ad for some human testers who want to FILL a few OPENINGS we have in our RD area. Thanks CG |
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Post by CylonGodess on Mar 18, 2005 14:28:17 GMT -5
Of course he could. He could be a Cylon already, and you'd never know. Actually, I suppose you might. If he doesn't roll over and fall asleep straight after, he's definitely not human! ;D Is that what you do ziptie fall asleep straight after    . Is it why you so anxious w/ the dildo thing try to make it up huh? ;D Or you just want to make sure you're not following the foot step of your friend and family breeding like a rabbit? ;D As for the weebles sorry to dissapoint you unlike you I'm in no favor w/ 'artificial things' ;DSo All yours ziptie!!! |
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