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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 9, 2005 7:44:56 GMT -5
The Rembrant museum?
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Post by ladyrheena on Mar 9, 2005 7:51:33 GMT -5
No, VPM. Of course I meant the Waterlooplein flea market. ;D
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 9, 2005 8:03:38 GMT -5
Oooohhh! Of course!
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Post by lollywit on Mar 9, 2005 8:08:06 GMT -5
Does anyone else remember the Tulips from Hamsterjam joke?  I can remember the punch line but never the set up  Help needed in remembering  Ta muchly ;D |
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 9, 2005 8:18:35 GMT -5
Can't say as I know of that one, but I'd love to hear it if someone remembers it.
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Post by ladyrheena on Mar 9, 2005 8:19:43 GMT -5
I'm with VPM. More or less all of my knowledge of Amsterdam is derived from Neither Here Nor There by Bill Bryson.
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Post by lollywit on Mar 9, 2005 8:23:24 GMT -5
I found it!!
A woman goes to a pet shop and buys a Hamster. The shopkeeper gives her an envelope and tells her to open it only after the hamster dies. She goes home and cares for it for 3 years and it then dies. She opens the envelope and inside is a letter telling her not to bury the pet but instead gives her a recipe for jam. She makes the jam and tastes it. It's foul and disgusting so she throws it onto her garden.
Over the next few months she sees that a plant grows where the jam landed, eventually turning into a lovely rosebush. When she goes back to the pet shop she tells the owner and he is amazed.
"That is really weird" he says, "normally you only get Tulips from Hamster Jam."
;D ;D
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Mar 9, 2005 8:27:26 GMT -5
Hee, hee! That was good. Thanks, I needed that! ;D
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 9, 2005 8:27:37 GMT -5
I've heard that one before.
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Post by lollywit on Mar 9, 2005 8:29:34 GMT -5
I've heard that one before. Well get you Mr Handbags at dawn  |
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Post by ladyrheena on Mar 9, 2005 8:56:52 GMT -5
Hee hee. Nice one, lolly!
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Post by lollywit on Mar 9, 2005 9:05:48 GMT -5
Hee hee. Nice one, lolly! Thank you... I'm here all week - The special today is the seafood... Tell em Lolly sent you for a discount for the Laydeez  |
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 9, 2005 9:05:54 GMT -5
Well get you Mr Handbags at dawn Whatever you say, Ms Grotbags at night.  |
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Post by lollywit on Mar 9, 2005 9:07:57 GMT -5
Whatever you say, Ms Grotbags at night. *sharp intake of breath* Who told you??? |
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Post by Boz on Mar 9, 2005 10:56:39 GMT -5
If you mean of course, did I visit the world famous Anne Frank's House, then yes I did. She wasn't in.
I also hit the red light district like it wern't no thang too!
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