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Post by Brazedowl on Nov 22, 2004 23:16:36 GMT -5
So in honor of my Wife-To-Be getting drunk for the first time this evening (on 4 wine coolers for that matter) I suggest that people post stories of their first drunk/drinking night. ;D Here's mine... Ya know potato guns? Well my friends and I were trying to build a cantalope cannon. Suffice it to say that it did not work. But since we had told our parents we were staying the night at Ben's, we decided to have a few Mike's Hard Lemonades. After my first I felt nothing so I started mixing it with rum and read a magazine. Now after 3 mikes with rum I still felt nothing, until I stood up. I lost my balance fell down and rolled over a bed and into a wall. That was the beginning of the evening. Highlights include... drawing on my passed out buddy with perminate markers, playing with high-explosives in a home made D-Battery morter, and sneaking around the neighborhood. Well there you have it.  Share people! I know your stories have to be interesting! |
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Post by Xenu on Nov 23, 2004 2:22:12 GMT -5
Oh man..
I was just talking about mine the other night. When I was 15, two friends & I were invited over to this house by another friend who was housesitting for some guy who ran a tye-dye T-shirt company. He had a huge liquor cabinet & left the keys, so we made up all kinds of disgusting concoctions, not knowing any better, and just trashed the place in the process. I remember us all putting on tye-dye's & playing hide & seek amongst the piles of shirts, and at some point before we all passed out, my friend Chris & I played a game of pool & he broke the balls..with his head. That put him out a little bit before the rest of us. Good times.... ;D
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Post by ah-chie on Nov 27, 2004 20:07:46 GMT -5
Not really exactly on topic, but my hubby and I just polished off a bottle of a great little Sauvignon Blanc called "Cat Pee on a Gooseberry Bush". ;D
Anyone else into oenology? ;D
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Post by RedSalmon on Dec 8, 2004 17:07:28 GMT -5
I've not tried Cat Pee in a Gooseberry bush, but I had to shuvle a ton sack of sand whilst laying our patio, which had all the local cats, over the 4 days, using the sack as a cat litter tray. Man the stink.  First booze experience, difficult that one. Probably the house party I held when I was 14, and sinking that bottle of cinzano left in the parents sideboard, and throwing up afterwards. Not the funniest. But there was the time a group of us came back from the local cider house, via a pedestrian lit alley way. For God knows what reason, we started monkey climbing up the lamp posts, and swaying back-forth, untill the metal gave way and the 20' lamp bent at the base, giving us a slow decent to earth. The alley, at the end was like a miltary arch at a wedding.  Youth of today!!!! Little buggers!!! |
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Post by Blade Runner on Dec 8, 2004 17:14:16 GMT -5
First booze experience, difficult that one. Probably the house party I held when I was 14, and sinking that bottle of cinzano left in the parents sideboard, and throwing up afterwards. That sounds familiar ;D except it was someone elses house and afterwards I rode down a flyover on my bike at high speed with my eyes closed.  |
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Post by RedSalmon on Dec 8, 2004 17:40:59 GMT -5
Yeah, it's an old tune that cinzano ;D
Funnily enough, I used to live in Norfolk. You were stuck in your local village, unless you you had a bicycle in your early teens. The amount of country pubs that would serve you!!! Then the wobbly ride home afterwards ;D
Even though the school catchment area was well over 30 mile radius, the weekend social life was far more active than when I was down in Surrey.
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Dec 10, 2004 22:09:00 GMT -5
 Which one to use?... Ah, that would have to be the one in college the night of my big Physical Chemistry exam before Thanksgiving holiday. Upon telling a friend that I was convinced I was going to fail this exam, she advises me to go take the test, come back to my room, have a shot of something strong and call her so we can go do dinner in the dining hall. The test is at 4pm. I finish way earlier than any of the other kids in the class (there were only a few and I wasn't one of the really bright ones!) I go back to my fiancee's room (he was a resident assistant), have a shot of Crown Royal and call my friend. She asks if I had my shot yet, I say that I did. She advises me to have another (remember, I said I wasn't one of the really bright ones  ) so I do. By the time we make it to the dining hall (to the special sit down dinner that even faculty and staff are attending  ) I am quite toasted. Paranoid that I'm gonna be found out, I play it cool and don't arrouse any suspicion (at least I don't think I did!) Later escapades that same nite include more beer in the dorm room of my friend's friend. The finale was, upon being returned to my fiance's room, yakking in his trash can, passing out and after coming to, telling him that I felt much better and was ready to go hang out some more!  That's my favorite one anyway! (BTW great idea for a thread! I'm starting to feel woosy all over again!  ) (Okay, whoa! Freaky part in Fellowship of the Rings where Cate Blanchette's (sp!) voice and eyes go all scary! Had to change the channel! ) VPM
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Post by Brazedowl on Dec 10, 2004 22:46:04 GMT -5
I'm glad ya liked it. ;D
I've got a cold so I decided some OJ and vodka would be a good idea. Ya know, for some Vitamin-C. It wasn't. I need to sleep now.
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Dec 11, 2004 8:03:39 GMT -5
Feel better soon, Brazedowl! Better stick with the straight OJ or hot tea with lemon & honey (its good for soothing the throat, amoung other things.)
VPM
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Post by Wyvar on Dec 12, 2004 20:23:41 GMT -5
First time drunk i was about 15, and i got really really drunk, puked all over. And my friends (so called friends  ) just had to drag me with them all over. I was like, let me sit down here and rest, and they where like, no lets go to the next party! Anyway dont remember much exept being dragged from place to place, and then i woke up at home in my bed.. with my clothes still on... Stupid teen as i was i thought it was rather fun anyway, and repeated that more then a few times . |
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Dec 12, 2004 20:51:04 GMT -5
In a round about way that reminds me of the story about when my hubby turned 21 (legal drinking age in US) and his friends at college took him out to the bars. They made a pit stop at a gas station and accidentally left one guy behind (not hubby, though!) They actually drove for about 10 minutes before they realized that one of them wasn't in the car! When they got back to the gas station, their stranded friend was sitting on the curb as cool as a cucumber waiting for them to come back for them.
VPM
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Post by Blade Runner on Dec 21, 2004 16:13:35 GMT -5
I think i'm going to have one tonight, I've got a couple of Red wine and look forward to having some fun on here |
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Dec 21, 2004 17:16:41 GMT -5
Sigh!  I'm fresh out of wine myself! VPM |
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Post by Brazedowl on Jan 3, 2005 14:11:49 GMT -5
Being that I started this... I went to visit my parents on New Years Day, only to find my grandma, of all people, totaly smashed. She proceeded to ask me why I never come home see her, and all sorts of other oddities. She also wanted to point out the the earthquake in Asia was obviously the work of god because the world is such a horrible place and he must be mad. I haven't laughted so hard (on the inside) in my life. |
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Post by Helo on Jan 18, 2005 8:21:24 GMT -5
hmm drunken stories well usually its me trying to stand up straight when standing in line to get into a club and then just falling backwards and knocking the line of over (human domino style hehe)
Oh and the most embarrassing was dancing with 3 fat chicks then seeing them next day and feeling quite awkward!!!
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