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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 9:40:58 GMT -5
Bejeezus, so you want one as well? CylonGod, hurry up with those prototypes, the customers are getting antsy!
Actually, now I think about it, we can expand the range a bit further with the Cyldo (©ZipGod Industries 2005), designed specially for BSG fans.
Complete with genuine humano-Cylon synthetic skin finish, and again available in three sizes - virgon, regulon and socialator.
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 16:56:10 GMT -5
Why, do you have a sweet tooth?
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 16:26:21 GMT -5
Wanna buy an iDildo VPM?
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 15:43:24 GMT -5
A-ha, a like-minded individual. Want to form a business partnership CylonGod?! I was about to warn you against talking yourself out of a sex life here, until I remembered you're married, and thus probably don't have one... ;D) ZipGod Industries. Bringing happiness to women across the universe.
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 14:32:35 GMT -5
;D when I see the pic I thought that was called something else? Good grief, now the truth starts to come out....
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 14:09:38 GMT -5
yeah what is weeble? one of your "bright invention"? Well, they are supposed to be children's toys Godess, but if you want to use 'em for something else, that's entirely your option. Freak!
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 14:05:28 GMT -5
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 13:51:17 GMT -5
...this one sound coming from personal experience eeiiicckkkk ;D Eh? Surely that should have been buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 13:47:34 GMT -5
I'm rolling all over the place... ?? What are you, a Weeble?
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 13:34:50 GMT -5
Ooowww ok IF you SAY so ;D we believe you Darn right it does. If I could offer you something that never gets tired, only gets turned on when you want, is finished when you are, never complains and never wants you to go down on it, would you say no? No, thought not. Yours for just $49.99 at www.idildo.com, thankuverymuch!
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 13:04:14 GMT -5
Hmmmm wonder wonder wonder why is ziptie so fancy of the dildo waacckkkk.. ;D Because I've just trademarked the term "iDildo", and expect to rake in millions once Steve Jobs gets hold of the idea. Sex sells, ya know. ;D
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 12:38:05 GMT -5
Why did Sir Edmund Hillary want to climb Mount Everest?
Because it was there...
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 11:44:09 GMT -5
It's okay, we're not quite at rock bottom yet. Hmmm, I think I can do something about that! So, if you don't fancy Apple's combination of technology and pastel colours, what about the McDildo, available, of course, in small, regular, and supersize??
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 17, 2005 6:40:16 GMT -5
Ah, just you wait until Apple introduces the iDildo, powered by USB and able to store your favourite 10,000, er, songs. Will totally redefine your relationship with Apple (and probably marks the end of your relationships with real human men!).
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 11, 2005 10:38:20 GMT -5
Lol, if that was going to happen I think it would have done by now. Family and friends have been breeding like rabbits over the last few years, but no effect on me whatsoever. Besides, my GF isn't remotely maternal either, so we keep each other on the straight and narrow, as far as this is concerned anyway.
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