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Post by Ziptie on Mar 22, 2005 8:16:36 GMT -5
Sorry Lr, but I'm not really "on" anything, unless you count the love of a good woman. I'd heartily recommend that tho.
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 22, 2005 6:45:17 GMT -5
Hmmmm by the way ziptie think and talk now I understand why is his GF middle name is PRECAUTION!!! Actually, you don't, but we won't go there. Awww, that's unfair. Never upside down. Sideways sometimes, yeah, but I wouldn't go any further than that. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la-uh-huh Do do do do be doo oh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oooooooo No one else can make me feel the colors that you bring. Stay with me while we grow old and we will live each day in the springtime. 'Cause loving you has made my life so beautiful, and everyday of my life is filled with loving you. Lol, better ask your hubby!
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 21, 2005 20:38:35 GMT -5
Sssshhh caseO. At the moment, the girlies still think you're one of the good guys. Keep this up and you'll be pigeonholed with LurveGod and me...! ;o
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 21, 2005 18:08:40 GMT -5
What, haven't they arrived yet VPM?
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 21, 2005 16:20:07 GMT -5
Yes, yes I know truth is hurt sorry... On the contrary, I have my lovely gf here to tell me the truth. Good grief, here you are with another kinky offer. I'm an honest, God fearing bloke I'll have you know, and you're a married woman, to my business partner no less! Now that could be a bit counter-productive, killing the goose that tested the golden dildo as it were. You might not like Six, but she is helping to put food on your table!
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 21, 2005 15:24:32 GMT -5
Sorry ziptie I'm not interest in joining in. Hey, better be careful. If you give your man too much leeway, that posse of Boomers and Sixes he's been hanging with will be taking CylonGod a little too literally! She's a bit busy unfortunately. Besides, she 's the jealous sort and reckons that nothing should come between me and her. Ooh, that's not very nice Mrs Godess. Very uncharitable, and very unfair.
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 21, 2005 15:16:28 GMT -5
...and he's only gone and done it anyway... ...And there you were thinking I couldn't find a tangent! Ha ha, ye of far too little faith!
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 21, 2005 10:33:46 GMT -5
Yeah, besides everyone can see you approaching (notice I didn't use the obvious and could-be-taken-off-on-a-tangent word! ) with that one from a mile away! Hmmm, not if the approach is from behind... I'm sure LoveGo, ooops, sorry CylonGod will confirm this, but I believe that TestSix asked for the "Raider" to be renamed the "Surprise". Maybe this is why...?
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 21, 2005 8:53:19 GMT -5
Merry Birthday Crash. I'd send you a present, but we haven't branched into male-toys yet. Think CG's kinda waiting for his missus to get involved in the product development process.
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 21, 2005 8:22:26 GMT -5
I can't believe this...there've been about four pages added on since I was last here and Ziptie and CylonGod are STILL at it??? You should see my mailbox, it's been stuffed with requests from needy wimmen over the past few days. The one from a "K. Cattrall" was particularly interesting. And valuable. She wants one of each, in every size... Hmmmm, while I'd probably be happy writing fiction/drama, the sex industry pays better. ok....i'm a little disturbed by the little mr sperm there cylongod..... Ah, so that's what it is? I thought it was the USS Discovery, from 2001...
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 19, 2005 9:30:51 GMT -5
Hey VPM, do you want to add a Cyldo to your order? If you email CG before he despatches your iD on Monday, he'll add one in without charging postage! CaseO: Where abouts in the USA are you? If you'd like to act as a sales agent, spreading the love to the womenfolk of your city, paying half the bills is likely to be just the start! ;D
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 15:09:53 GMT -5
Is that what you do ziptie fall asleep straight after No, which is why I've always felt there was something unusual about me. Now I know. I must be a Cylon. Hell no honey. The reason why your husband and I have gone into business is to put food on your, and my gf's plates. Only the best of reasons you see?! Oh, no chance of us breeding. "Precaution" is her middle name! Sorry babe, I can't take you up on that kind offer. Your hubby and I are business partners, and I doubt he'd see the funny side of that sort of thing. My better half probably wouldn't be keen either! ;D
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 13:54:23 GMT -5
Ah, good man, good man, that's what I like to hear. A strong manager, and a motivated staff. Make sure you don't spend too much time in the office tho, or the missus will be playing with the Weebles again...
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 11:14:20 GMT -5
Sorry Ziptie - no sale - I have a REAL someone who could never be replaced Of course he could. He could be a Cylon already, and you'd never know. Actually, I suppose you might. If he doesn't roll over and fall asleep straight after, he's definitely not human! ;D Not at all. The four cent reduction is a result of sheer sales volume. R&D costs are now well on their way to being covered, so we can share the love with future customers, or, as I prefer to call them, friends.
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Post by Ziptie on Mar 18, 2005 9:53:49 GMT -5
I wish you boys success in your venture - however there are a few things you might want to consider A dildo cannot: Talk you down off the roof when you have just have the birth control injections and your hormones are going crazy TMI there! I think you'll find that the HandBot, from our 2006 range, will take care of all that quite nicely. Indeed not. But with a Cyldo/iDildo, you can be having fun while your bloke handles all the boring sh*t. $49.95 Lolly, you know you want one!
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