CylonGodess
Ensign
When I wake up I might have hurt somebody..
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Post by CylonGodess on Feb 7, 2005 11:54:46 GMT -5
Just for fun... Colonel Tigh : Starbuck, I think I'm in love w/ you Starbuck : WHAT?  Colonel Tigh : you heard me... Starbuck : hmmm... me too... Colonel Tigh : Really Starbuck : NOOOO , you pervert old man, you have a wife  (Smack) ..................... Apolo : Gee back on the cell huh, have you ever learn? Starbuck : Shut the frack up!!! Apolo : enjoy ;D  |
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Post by Big Brother on Feb 7, 2005 13:56:26 GMT -5
Boomer: Helo, Tyrol...there's no need to fight over me....plenty of Momma Boomer to go around.... * * * * * * * * * "Hello, I'm Tom Zarek, chairman of the Committee to Re-elect President Roslin" (CREEPER?) * * * * * * * * * Baltar (to anyone): Will you marry me? * * * * * * * * * Languatron: The third season of the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica was even better than the second, possibly as great as the monumental first season of this show that has consistently been better than the original in every way, shape, and form! I'm really hooked on it! Yeah, none of this will ever happen.  |
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Post by CylonGod on Feb 7, 2005 14:06:45 GMT -5
The scene starts out with too lovers passionatly going about their business.... Ohh ahh ooh...As you see Adama's back up and down up and down and then finally Roslin's face.... ohh ahh ohhh "Tom ohh Tomm". Adama "What the Frack!!!". He rolls off the bed and steams off to the shower!!! mumbling 'Not fracken again ...every fracken time... |
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Post by Big Brother on Feb 7, 2005 14:14:13 GMT -5
Lt. Gaeta: Sir, we are being hailed by the vessel emerging from the wormhole...they claim to be from Earth!
Adama: Put me on line...
Gaeta: Yes sir. (Hands Adama the headset)
Adama (Into headset)): This is Commander Adama of the Battlestar Galactica...(He pauses, obviously listening to his earpiece)... Yes, I'd absolutely like a face-to-face meeting, Captain Janeway....
(or insert "Sheridan", "Archer", or "Blake" for that matter....)
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Post by ViperPilotMomma on Feb 7, 2005 15:38:17 GMT -5
Languatron: The third season of the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica was even better than the second, possibly as great as the monumental first season of this show that has consistently been better than the original in every way, shape, and form! I'm really hooked on it! Yeah, none of this will ever happen. This one is definitely my favorite (althought the others were splendid, too!) |
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Post by ladyrheena on Feb 8, 2005 4:54:00 GMT -5
Apollo: Dad, I realise I'm an uptight little frakker with serious emotional issues and was spoilt rotten by my obviously overindulgent mother, and I know I've in the past said some things that may have upset you but I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I wish I was more like you, or at least less like myself, and by the way would any girl advice be out of the question? You see I kinda like Starbuck and I think she kinda likes me but... |
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Post by Mustex on Feb 8, 2005 7:41:55 GMT -5
Baltar: I'd been having sex with a Cylon for two years before they destroyed Caprica. I gave her access to the defense network, and am responsible for what happened...oh, and she left a chip in my head so I see her everywhere I go...SERIOUSLY!...SHE'S GIVING ME A BLOW-JOB NOW!
Languatron: Last night's episode of "Crappy Star: Galactica" sucked because (insert any criticism that he would have to have watched the episode to have thought up).
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Post by ladyrheena on Feb 8, 2005 7:46:55 GMT -5
Languatron: Last night's episode of "Crappy Star: Galactica" sucked because (insert any criticism that he would have to have watched the episode to have thought up). Ooooh! Saucer of milk with that? ;D Commander Adama: LEE! You're not too big to put across my knee you know! |
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Post by Big Brother on Feb 8, 2005 15:55:17 GMT -5
Tom Zarek, breathing heavily: "Lee, I am your father..."
Apollo (whinily): "Noooo...that's not possible!"
Dualla: "Hey, Billy...Socinus and I are getting sealed, and we'd like you to be our best man..."
Socinus: (anything that manages to out-cool Tyrol and/or Cally)
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Post by Mustex on Feb 8, 2005 20:44:57 GMT -5
Baltar: The med-tecs need bandages more than I need this jacket.
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Post by Big Brother on Feb 9, 2005 2:50:32 GMT -5
In that spirit (pun intended):  Tigh: I'm donating my last bottle of ambrosia to the medtechs to use as disinfectant and/or anaesthetic. |
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Post by CylonGod on Feb 9, 2005 4:06:26 GMT -5
Adama : Oh thank the lords of Kobal that you are here Boxey! The Galactica would be lost with out you! Not!!!  Baltar: Lt Gaeta would you like a cigar? Oh you would rather smoke my pipe!  Yikes! Ha ha |
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Post by Big Brother on Feb 9, 2005 4:30:19 GMT -5
Gaeta: I'm recieving a signal from the planet below...it's the same phrase, repeated over and over, like an automated distress beacon or something...."Time For Teletubbies....time for teletubbies..."
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Tyrol: (during a fire-fighting emergency, any phrase that contains the term "mega-pressure pumps")
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Tyrol: You know, I just realized something. If we reverse the polarity of the electric pulse generators, and re-route and inverted gravimetric field through them with the FTL generators, we could put out a concentrated burst of ragnitron radiation that would degaussify the positronic circuitry and overload the silica relays in the brains of any cylon agents we have on board...(by this time, Cally and Socinus have called Dr. Cottle, who arrives with a team of med-techs carrying large butterfly nets, and they wheel away Tyrol in a straitjacket to the little room with padded walls)
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Roslin: Billy, put on that blue dress and sit on my desk while I smoke a cigar, would you, honey? I want to play 'Intern" again...
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Post by ladyrheena on Feb 9, 2005 4:33:27 GMT -5
Tyrol: You know, I just realized something. If we reverse the polarity of the electric pulse generators, and re-route and inverted gravimetric field through them with the FTL generators, we could put out a concentrated burst of ragnitron radiation that would degaussify the positronic circuitry and overload the silica relays in the brains of any cylon agents we have on board... (by this time, Cally and Socinus have called Dr. Cottle, who arrives with a team of med-techs carrying large butterfly nets, and they wheel away Tyrol in a straitjacket to the little room with padded walls)Turning serious for a moment, I hope this kind of thing never DOES happen. Starbuck: What, I can fly my Viper again? Oh, frak. I was just starting to enjoy all this sitting around and thinking up brilliant tactical plans. What's that you say? Aw, shucks, but I don't want to undertake a daring flight mission. I'd rather stay home and play with those little models in the briefing room. |
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CylonGodess
Ensign
When I wake up I might have hurt somebody..
Posts: 63
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Post by CylonGodess on Feb 9, 2005 12:16:14 GMT -5
Turning serious for a moment, I hope this kind of thing never DOES happen. Starbuck: What, I can fly my Viper again? Oh, frak. I was just starting to enjoy all this sitting around and thinking up brilliant tactical plans. What's that you say? Aw, shucks, but I don't want to undertake a daring flight mission. I'd rather stay home and play with those little models in the briefing room. |
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