Boxey turned 13 on January 27. Did we forget about his birthday?
Not to sound too callous...but you said BOXEY. There was a whole other thread dedicated to thinking up amusing (to us) and painful deaths for that character. So if we forgot, I don't think many will shed a tear. ;D
"But sir...if we fire bits of iron at those people we might make holes in them and SPOIL them." - Private Godfrey