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Post by AdeptHavelock on Feb 9, 2005 12:56:46 GMT -5
Any Character (Thank the Lords of Kobol):
"There's a malfunction in holosuite # 4"!
;D
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Post by caseOrange on Feb 9, 2005 16:17:56 GMT -5
ROSLIN: Frak the fleet!
STARBUCK: No thanks...I don't smoke anymore. I'm on the patch.
SIX: I don't want you anymore, Gaius. I'm in love with Col. Tigh now.
APOLLO: I'm also in love with Col. Tigh.
BOOMER: OK, I'll fess...I'm a Cylon, and I'm the one who blew the water tanks. But i also did the same to the Chief...
BALTAR: Everybody, I'd like you to meet my lady friend. I know you can't see her because she's just a Cylon in my head, but her name is Sex--I mean Six...
DR. COTTLE: It's not cancer, Laura...it's just gas.
LT. GAETA: Baltar, you're an idiot!
BILLY: Dualla, get your ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!
ADAMA: Don't worry, Starbuck...Zak was the runt of the litter. No big loss.
TYROL: I can't fix this.
ZAREK: I want to be a Civics teacher when I get out of prison.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ViperTech
Ragtag, fugitive fleeter
Tomorrow Comes A Day Too Soon
Posts: 119
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Post by ViperTech on Feb 9, 2005 16:23:25 GMT -5
Harvey and John Chricton sit watching Battlestar Galactica, throwing back some brewskies on a ratty, polyester couch.
John: (turns to Harvey) Why couldn't she have been in my head!
Meanwhile, Baltar and Six are watching Farscape in swanky robes, drinking white wine.
Six (about Harvey): Amateur.
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Post by Mustex on Feb 9, 2005 21:20:46 GMT -5
Hotdog: *Pimp slaps Starbuck.*
ANYBODY: *Pimp slaps Starbuck.*
Starbuck (non-sarcastically): SIR YES SIR!
Roslin: Baltar. I have a secret to tell you. We can all see Six. We knew about you sleeping with her, and being responsible for the downfall of the human race the whole time. The only thing is, your a genius and we needed you. So we couldn't throw you in the brig, or do anything to make you mad AT US. So instead we let you think you were crazy.
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CylonGodess
Ensign
When I wake up I might have hurt somebody..
Posts: 63
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Post by CylonGodess on Feb 11, 2005 17:57:59 GMT -5
Starbuck : Hi Baltar are you busy tonight? YOu want to get a drink or two with me?  Baltar : Why, is Lee reject you? What do you think I am? I'm not that desperate you know  I know what you up too!!! (stomp his feet and storm away) Starbuck : shoot I thought he's already forget about that  ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Thrace on Feb 11, 2005 18:11:19 GMT -5
Tigh to anyone: can I borrow your comb?
6 to Baltar: not tonight, I have a headache.
Starbuck to Apollo: Does this dress make me look fat?
Any Chrome Toaster: ACK... ACK... ACK!!!
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Post by Firemedic95 on Feb 11, 2005 23:07:44 GMT -5
Baltar to the Doc: Do you have any Viagra?
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Post by Big Brother on Feb 11, 2005 23:41:50 GMT -5
Six: Do you believe in God?
Baltar: Yes...
Six: Do you repent of your sins?
Baltar: Yes...
Six: So will you vote Republican this November?
Baltar: Now you're going too far!
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Baltar: Actually, Crashdown...you do smell good. New aftershave?
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Roslin: Is Teacher going to have to spank her naughty student?
Baltar: Yes, please!
Roslin: Shut up, freak, I was talking to Billy!
Billy: (gulp!)
Baltar: But I've been a naughty boy!
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Post by CylonGod on Feb 12, 2005 0:30:14 GMT -5
Roslin: Is Teacher going to have to spank her naughty student? Baltar: Yes, please! Roslin: Shut up, freak, I was talking to Billy! Billy: (gulp!) Baltar: But I've been a naughty boy! Ha ha ;D |
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Post by EJOFan on Feb 12, 2005 15:31:05 GMT -5
Callie to Apollo: "What do you know...we really do taste like chicken!"
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Post by Xenu on Feb 12, 2005 17:08:46 GMT -5
Anyone: "Wait just a centon!" "We've been on this ship for many yahrens"!
;D
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Post by Mustex on Feb 14, 2005 12:48:49 GMT -5
Kingfish: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I LIKE TNS! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!
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Tyrol: Boomer, I've been having an affair with Callie.
Boomer: That's o.k., I've been having an affair with Helo. In fact I still am.
Tyrol: But we left Helo at Caprica.
Boomer: So?
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Dee: Sir, the planet below us is composed entirely of one climate, has breathable atmosphere, and is full of beings that look exactly like humans, except for bumpy heads.
Starbuck (following the final defeat of/escape from the Cylons): I'm giving up flying to be Apollo's stay-at-home housewife.
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Post by ladyrheena on Feb 15, 2005 12:33:13 GMT -5
Kingfish: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I LIKE TNS! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT! Are you trying to make a point about something, Mustex? ;D |
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Post by CylonGod on Feb 15, 2005 15:33:31 GMT -5
Here's one Spider: Ok Xenu you where right BSGTNS is the best and was renewed so here is your $150.00 from our bet that we made in good faith on TNS series. Never gonna happen!  |
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Post by Kuralyov on Feb 15, 2005 20:05:20 GMT -5
Six: I believe my sound-sensors mishear you, Gaius!
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