Names for Season 2 episodes?

[Apollo]

Other titles:

"Murder on Colonial One" (bether than Rising Star ? )

"The lost Squadron"

"Fight to Survive"

"The Right Stuff"

"Decisions & Farewell"

"Caprica Calling"

"42 Minutes" (an episode in real-time)

"You only live twice"

"Starbuck...Buck.. Buck"

"When the arms are silent"

"Weekend" (an episode about everyday live on the Galactica )

[redspine]

Doctor Baltars laboratory of love..............mmmm maybe not!

[Big Brother]

"Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other" (Baltar's six-chip develops a fault and he starts seeing multiple copies of her...each giving contradictory orders and advice)

"A Nest of Vipers" (The fleet encounters an asteroid base inhabited by deserters from the first cylon war who subsist as pirates...and they fly Mk2 Vipers!)

"How Sharper than a Viper's Tooth" (heavy Adama-vs-Adama angst-fest)

"In Space, No One Can Hear You Cha-cha-cha" (a dance contest on the Rising Star leads to pointless one-upmanship rivalries among the pilots)

"Un-Tigh-ing the knot" (Tigh and Mrs. Tigh finally have it out and split up for good)

"Koboling for Columbine" (a shooting incident on the Orphan Ship "Columbine" leads to a particularly silly resolution being introduced into the Council of Twelve by Zarek, asking that all sidearms be banned throughout the fleet)

"The Opposite of Peace" (A Cylon envoy approaches the fleet under a flag of truce, offering to let the humans return to the colonies if they accept a Humanoid cylon as their new President)

"Bless the Beasts, and the Children" (When the Livestock ship is destroyed in a Cylon raid, meat-starved Viper pilots on a low-carb diet ambush Boxey in a dark deserted corridor and turn him into boxeyburgers)

"The Birdman of Aquaria" (episode focusing on one old prisoner on board the Astral Queen)

"(Star)Bucking for a Promotion" (When Tigh gets seriously ill, Adama taps Starbuck as his temporary replacement)

"Showtime at the Apollo" (a quiet card game in Apollo's quarters turns ugly when Tyrol confronts Boomer about her secret identity)

"Boomer Rang" (Someone has been making bomb threats using the intership phone in Tyrol's quarters, and the investigators suddenly remember who found all those missing detonators)

"Baltar, Star, Galactica" (Someone makes the understandable mistake of thinking Baltar is gay, and invites him to join the Galactica Musical Theater Troupe as they put on the classic Gemonese musical, "Eleven Lords of Kobol a-Leaping!")

"The Fun on Ice Planet Zero" (The crew finds an ice-covered planet and everyone goes for a skiing holiday)

[redspine]

wrong wrong wrong but so right BB ;D

[pudge]

"The Cook" (Galactica's masterchef comes up with novel way to detect cylon agents by checking the crew's facial reactions to his 'wonderful' seafood chowder).

"Revolt of the cleaner" (Galactica's one and only contract cleaner strikes after cylons steal the poor old lady's mop).

"The haircut" (Trajedy ensues when Boxey is ordered to get his seventies bowler cut. Little does he know that the ship's resident barber is a cylon model renowned for it's psychotic tendancies).

"Count Foxey" (Rupert Murdoch guest stars as the dastardly villain committed to foiling roselyn's ambition to find earth, muhahaha!!!!!).

"The Walkout" (When the galactica encounters aliens that look like humans with prosthetic foreheads Adama confesses that's he's had enough and would like to be left off at the nearest asteroid).

"The Plea" (Roselyn sends out a fleetwide request for the mystical drug viagrosia when Vice President Baltar loses his libido).

[Apollo]

"Cattlestar Pegasus" (the fleet discovers the old farm-ship Pegasus with Ben Cartwright on board)

"Meet the Baltars" (Starbuck and Baltar want marry but he must introduce her his parents which survived on the Rising Star)

"Endurance" (A Cylon-Attack destroys the last toilet on Galactica which causes big problems for the crew)

[MHall]

Fatal Attraction - Caprica-Boomer will NOT be ignored.

Bringing Up Baby - Helo becomes a father. Comedy ensues.

Delicatessen - The Pegasus is found, but the crew has resorted to cannibalism and they regard the Galactica fleet's population as fresh meat! Comedy ensues.

Apollo 13 - There is a 13th Cylon model, and he's malfunctioning!

[Daliden]

MHall said:

Apollo 13 - There is a 13th Cylon model, and he's malfunctioning!

You forgot "Comedy ensues" =D

[Apollo]

"Kill Bill Adama" (Gaeta gets crazy and begins to kill the crew of the Galactica)

"Colonial Treasure" (The crew finds evidences on a treasure on board the Galactica and a hunt begins)

[Blade Runner]

Mustex said:

I think at some point someone suggested "Nothin' but the rain" refers to the fact that in space you can't here anything except debri hitting your cockpit, and it would "rain" down after you blew something up. I think it should hence be about someone trapped in a damaged Viper, in a debri field.

At some point I might agree, but there definately is something between Starbuck and Adama, they've done some shite in the past that they can relate to

[Thedepressedcyclon]

Redspine's Baby Boomer is classic ;D

So with respect to Redspine, here's season 2:
1. Baby Boomer (or Kill Bill part 3)--Helo. Starbuck and pregnant Boomer, plus other Colonial holdouts jump back to Kobol. Starbuck and Helo bring back 50 Vipers and 200 soldiers aboard a Colonial Fleet cargo ship.

2. I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where --the arrow points to Earth. It is at the far end of the galaxy. It will take over 6 years of jumps to reach it.

3. A Stranger Among Us. Pregnant Boomer wins over Tigh by providing Cylon Basestar codes, secrets to defending against Cylon attacks, AND that Baltar betrayed the Colonies. Plus he has chip in his head.

4. Cincinnatus--Tigh is in charge. Roslin is under house arrest. Adama is recovering. There are rumors in the fleet. Adama, although still very weak, knows that the mess needs to be cleaned up. Kara brought back the arrow, his son was trying to stop a coup. He himself lead the coup. So he calls the press, and tells them that Roslin invoked the Cincinnatus clause, giving him full military power for a limited time. He is returning civilian power to Roslin now that the Basestar is destroyed and the way to Earth has been found.
Kara is celebrated as a hero....who followed orders and returned to Caprica. Lee's let out of the brig, but dad will not speak to him. Roslin and Adama are enemies.

Well's running dry now

5.

[Big Brother]

Hmmm...yes, I recall that the classic series had a tendency to rip off movie plots. Towering Inferno became Fire in Space, Guns of Navarone got crossed with The Dirty Dozen and Ice Station Zebra to make Gun on Ice Planet Zero, and so forth. But now we've got 30 more years of movies to rip off!

"Terminate Her" -- Galactica-Boomer is ALSO pregnant, by Tyrol. With G-Boomer gone over fully to the human side, this birth of a human/cylon Hybrid must not be allowed to occur, since the kid would surely take the human side in the conflict. Six sends Baltar on a killing rampage aimed at preventing the birth at all costs. Hilarity ensues.

"Alien Resurrection" -- Using mysterious alien technology discovered on a planet they passed, Adama tries to resurrect his dead son Zack from a DNA sample. Evilarity ensues.

"Deconstructing Harry" -- A new model of Cylon is discovered, in the form of a Ragtag Fleet resident named Harry something-or-other (hopefully not Potter). Dr. Cottle gets permission to experiment. Vivisection ensues.

"The Evil Dead" -- The Cylons have been following the fleet, picking up the jettisoned coffins of dead humans who have been buried in space during the voyage, and making new humanoid cylons with their appearances and perhaps memories. In the confusion of an attack, a captured human shuttlecraft with several of these new infiltration agents tries to sneak aboard a passenger liner. Dead-relativarity ensues.

" Snow Falling on Cedars" -- C-Boomer and Helo have a rough time of it as nuclear winter sets in for good. Snowlarity ensues.

I'm sure my fellow RAians can come up with some more...

[redspine]

One for Big Brother.

"Mum I married a cylon."

After a drunken night a viper pilot wakes up next to a toaster. Carbon/Silicon based marital hilarity ensues.

[WilliamHuskerAdama]

Apollo said:

"Murder on the Rising Star"
"Take the Celestra"
"The Secret of the Cylons"
"The Plan"
"The Truth takes Time"
"The Coup"
"The Ghost Ship" (The fleet finds an old lost Spaceship)
"All time High"
"The Trap"
"Saga of a Viperpilot" (something about Com. Adamas past)
"Virus on Board"
"A Planet called Solaris"
"A Space Odyssey"
"The last Viper" (only one working Viper left)

I like 'Saga of a Viperpilot " as somthing about Commander Adama's past I hope in there they put how he got the name of 'Husker ' as his callsign really .

WHA

[mattw65]

Daliden said:

Hmmm let's see . . .
"The Womb of Athena"

Won't this be dealt with early in season two.

SPOILER: Click to show

With them having Apollo's Arrow and all.

Daliden said:

"Tombs of Our Ancestors"

Same as above, surely they're gonna find these on Kobol.

Daliden said:

"Battlestars and Stripes"

How about "Basestar and Stripes"?

Or "All the Presidents Men"