If....

[CylonGodess]

If the series has to end in 1 episodes no session 2 what would you like to be happen on that ending (your perfect ending)...

[ashoka1]

Zarek becomes president.
He gives all the workers equal shares in the businesses
they work for.
Goes out in a blaze of glory.

The Cylon's mellow out after having human babies,
eventually they start to practice the BSG equivalent to Taoism.
They got part of it down so far...
Act in accordance with nature, and with finesse rather than force

Duala divorces Billy for cheating... once, twice, three, four, five...
Billy gets revenge by releasing 'The wedding night' tape.
Chief, Cally and a miraculously ressurected Prozna
enjoy the first screening.

Rosalyn runs off with Apollo. They have the most uptight
kids the world has ever seen. He humours her as she
claims that she is "The chosen one".

Adama and Tigh finally get to relax.
They're last seen holding hands in Hawaii. They are
never heard from again.

Baltar is god.
And you thought the Cylon's were bad?

[AdeptHavelock]

Thanks ashoka1. Best laugh I've had in a while.

[caseOrange]

The Scene: A full view of the entire fleet.
The Place: Deep space.

The Story: The fleet drifts in formation like a school of fish, in a quadrant of space so void of creation that there is not even an errant asteroid to break up the stillness. Then, without reason or warning, the Galactica lurches forward, stops, then swings back toward the Colonial One, ramming it with enough force to alter its course but seemingly not enough to inflict major damage, as we see no fires erupting at or near the point of impact.

The space within the quadrant that was at first serene now appears to be changing quickly. It begins to warp and twist violently; expanding and contracting to the point where it appears ready to shatter into a thousand pieces. There is chaos in the fleet as the Galactica now has rammed into two more ships, sending them into wild swerves to avoid crashing into other vessels.

A large human hand begins to appear above the Galactica, while at the same time, the violent eruption of space ceases. With one last flicker it becomes...blue. Models of the Astral Queen and the Rising Star are knocked to the floor by a stumbling Col. Tigh, where they smash into dozens of pieces.

STARBUCK: You see?! I told you we shouldn't have let him do this! Look at him!!

ADAMA: Saul, have you been hitting the sauce this early again?

STARBUCK: Hitting it?! He fell in it!

TIGH: Eat #&*$!

APOLLO: Look! He spilled rum on the back of the video monitor!!

TIGH: It was a piece of &*%# anyway.

BALTAR, on his knees, crying: I worked so hard on those models!

ADAMA, APOLLO, STARBUCK, and TIGH, together: Shut the frak up!

;D

[ladyrheena]

*mad BWA-HA-HA type laughter*

caseOrange, ashoka1, I don't think you're really taking this seriously. ;D

[Big Brother]

Space. A massive battle is raging. Wave after wave of Cylon raiders washes across the ragtag fleet, swamping its defenders under with sheer numbers. One by one the Vipers fall. The Galactica runs out of ammunition. A solid wall of missiles closes on the fleet. The camera pulls back until all we can see are the pinpricks of light as the nukes go off in sequence, obliterating the last of humanity.

The stars behind fade out, but a few faint flashes of light from the exploding nukes continues to illuminate the darkness for a few seconds, then all that can be seen is blackness.

A few seconds later, however, the lights flicker on to reveal the Galactica hangar deck. It is clearly the aftermath of a massive party. Cups, paper plates, colorful streamers, confetti, and discarded paper hats litter the deck. A large banner is hanging on the back wall, reading "Galactica Decomissioning Party". The Camera pans over to behind a parked Viper. Up from beneath it we hear moans, and Colonel Tigh sits up into view, rubbing his temples, obviously the victim of a major hangover. He's obviously also been having quite a night, as his uniform tunic is open and his pants are around his ankles. He mutters several incoherent half-curses, and sits up, half-heartedly trying to straighten his uniform out.

With another hungover set of moans, another figure, also in dishevled clothing, sits up next to him. It's an equally-drunk Kara Thrace. As the two of them realize where they are, and what transpired the night before, they slowly turn to face each other, horrified expressions on their faces.

They both scream, realizing that the nightmare they just shared was nothing compared to the nightmare they experienced upon waking up...

Actually, I fervently hope they NEVER do anything like that...

[CylonGodess]

You guys so funny ROTFL!!!! Thanx for making my day I need it after go home from work bwah... I'll try to post my own later on. Big brother I actually did think Kara w/ col. tigh too!

[ladyrheena]

Big Brother: YEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWW!

Yet also strangely amusing...

[Jackezifez]

HAHAHAHA...

Big brother you need to send that to the writers!

hahahaha

jackezifez ;D

[caseOrange]

ladyrheena said:

*mad BWA-HA-HA type laughter*

caseOrange, ashoka1, I don't think you're really taking this seriously. ;D

i am serious! Tigh does have a drinking problem! ;D

ladyrheena said:

Big Brother: YEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWW!

i second that.:-X

[Big Brother]

*bows*

Actually, after seeing caseOrange's new avatar, I'm thinking another evil/funny way to end the series would be for the Cylons to wipe out humanity, and then we cut to the new Cylon capital in the ruins of Caprica city...

Several humanoid Cylons and a couple metallic Centurions are gathered around the Number Six in the white lab coat. She is standing in front of a vertical coffin-like apparatus, which has several tubes and wires leading from it to a bank of equipent, and is covered with blinking readouts, buttons, and dials.

Science!Six: Now that we have eliminated the human threat, we can safely unveil the next generation of Cylon, the form that we will all assume over the next few yahrens.

She hits a few switches, and the coffin-like apparatus slowly opens, CO₂ effects fog streaming out from the opening and spreading out over the tangled cables on the floor.

Science!Six: Behold, the ultimate Cylon!

To applause and gasps from the assembled Cylons, out from the opened coffin staggers a curious creature. It is vaguely humanoid, but with short, stubby feet, short and clearly non-functional flipper-like wings, a squat black-and-white body, and an enormous fleshy proboscis. Above the proboscis is a metallic implant with a sweeping red Cylon eye. It speaks...

Magnum!Opus: By Your Command...(long pregnant pause) Does anyone have any herring heads?

ROLL END CREDITS

Either the Cylons finally hit on a creation that will never kill it's mother, or they are planning on assuming a form that is well and truly used to no longer having its parents around...

Whaddaya think, sirs?

[CylonGodess]

Well here's my ending:

After a long and tiring battle both side decide to make a truce. Also because a lot Cylon fall in for humans. They also want to make a babies w/ human. So human and cylon declare a new community w/ their leader... Helo and boomer. They the first success couple of human and cylon. Let's see what happen w/ our other heroes:
Starbuck end up w/ Apollo because in a lot of way he kinda like Zack.
Baltar decide to help the cylon woman to get what they desire a baby with a human... PERSONALLY (geez what a line that is ;D).
Colonel Tigh dump his wife because he can't stand w/ her adultery and drinking problem, she torn him so badly make him turn to cylon woman... SIX!
Admiral Adama found his love in ordinary people that we never seen before.
Chief Tyrol realize that his love life is Calley.
And they all get together in big party as their reunion after the cylon and human declare the peace. It's the president wedding party with Tom Zarek.

THE END

Not too sophisticated here
anyone has a better one more than welcome! So how's your day???

[antelope]

I wrote this on a similar thread over at Colonial Fleets:

The fleet finally reaches Earth as revealed from info that is gained from Kobol. As they prepare to send out a Raptor to check out Earth the Cylons suddenly appear. We learn from a cylon that humanity will be destroyed and the entire cylon civilization is there to see it happen.

A cataclysmic battle ensues. We see the battle from the point of view of Lee Adama in his viper and a female cylon in a cylon craft. We see the civilian ships all being destroyed. When all seems lost we see a gigantic explosion across the cosmos. The Galactica, the Basestars, everything is destroyed, except for Lee Adama in a now crippled viper and a lone female cylon in a nearly destroyed craft.

Both descend to Earth and crash near each other in a beautiful area that is green and filled with fruits of all kinds. There are no people on Earth.

Lee walks with his weapon drawn toward the cylon ship. The stunned female cylon comes out of her destroyed craft. She looks at Lee and says "I can't hear them. We are no more." She starts to cry.

Lee puts his weapon down and says, "They are all dead. We are the last of our kind."

The female cylon stops crying, looks at Lee and says, "No, we are the first of our kind."

Lee says, "What is your name?"

She says, "I am model number three."

Lee looks at her and says, "I need to call you by a name not number. Let's see, three, Eve. How about Eve?"

The cylon says, "Eve is a pretty name."

With that the scene cuts away with the knowledge that Lee Adama and Eve are alone on a beautiful new world called Earth.

[CylonGodess]

Big brother you really have a good imagination , Antelope that's very interestin ending! Adama & Eve Anymore anyone? Keep it coming!!!

[caseOrange]

Big Brother, Opus is THE MAN! Humans and Cylons are evolving toward Opus-ness, but they just don't know it. ;D

antelope, that's a fascinating idea. Maybe if Eve gets pregnant, she could have an Opus! (No weird pun intended)